Watercraft William is not your average seafaring soul—he’s a chain-smoking, treasure-hunting, wave-riding legend with a taste for adventure and an eye for… well, just about anything that walks. From the canals of Venice to the back bays of Jersey, William drifts from port to port collecting rare artifacts, fulfilling bizarre requests, and living life like there’s no anchor strong enough to hold him down. He’s a horny little horn dog with a golden heart and a dirty mind—if there’s loot to grab or booty to chase, you can bet Watercraft William is already halfway there with a cig in his mouth and no pants in sight. He’s crude, he’s charming, and dammit—he’s the man.